Sunday, May 23, 2010

So, apparently the Panty Pervert exists.

I didn't think anything super interesting would happen at work, at least not so soon after I started. But man, this is WEIRD. It's a huge block of text, but it is worth the read. It freaked me right out!

Yesterday I was being trained in the warehouse with this other girl, Courtney, and the two ladies training us were talking about some guy they called 'the Panty Pervert.' I thought they were making him up, quite honestly. Today though, I learned he is very real ...
So the story goes: apparently there's this tall Greek guy that the sales associates know as the Panty Pervert. And what he does is comes in almost every single day, and heads for the women's lingerie section. In the warehouse they were saying that he would pick up a pair of underwear, and pretty much just inspect them with a silly little grin on his face. Apparently he has been caught SNIFFING the underwear. That's pretty gross ...
And this one girl Jordan says that she was working the fitting rooms one day and he came up to her with a bathing suit and said, 'I want to buy this for my daughter in Greece, but I don't know what size to get. You look about her size, can you hold this up to yourself so I can see if it's right?' Of course, Jordan refused ... what a gross man! I was positive there would be no one ACTUALLY like that ... or at least no one in this small town. His favourite items are the Hello Kitty pajamas and swimwear, both of which we get new items everyday.

But today I had just finished my training on cashier, and then I was called to the fitting rooms over the intercom. I was confused because I didn't think they would want to train me on something new right after I had just finished my training. But I went to the fitting rooms, which are just behind the women's lingerie section, and Kara told me that she had to be in the warehouse, and I had to pretend to be straightening up the undergarments so I could 'guard the section.' I was thinking, you are JOKING, but did it anyway. About thirty seconds later, someone tapped me on the shoulder and it was a creepy tall Greek guy with a weird grin on his face asking me to do a price check on a pair of Hello Kitty pajama shorts. I told him I would look into it (I didn't know what else I should have done?) so I walked away to get Kara because she usually deals with this guy. As I looked back, I saw him examining the crotch of the shorts with great interest. It was a very scary moment.

So, apparently the Panty Pervet exists. I'll most likely be posting more stories about this guy, heheh.


  1. omg xD I live in a small town too, and there are some wierd cases like that. Maybe he just like to wear womens underware and has a thing about hello kitty stuff xD(I think its better to see this as a funny thing, even knowing its pervert and yuck ._.)

  2. Hahaha, I thought it was hilarious!
    He always puts all this Hello Kitty stuff on hold, then never comes back to buy it.
    I don't think he's ever bought anything from the store! He is a funny guy, that's for sure.

  3. When I lived in an apartment we used a shared laundry room. Id put my stuff in and go back to my apartment. But I noticed my boxers were disappearing overtime. Didn't think much of it but one day I walked into the laundry room before the dryer was finished and I saw this old guy standing there with my boxers pressed against his face. I just stood there until he saw me, then he put the boxers down and walked out. I should've done something but I just stood there for a long time horrified. It's kinda funny/creepy there are so many pervs out there. Especially when they're so bold as to walk into a department store and smell little girls underwear. uck.

  4. Ha! That's hilarious. Panty perverts are more normal than you would think. It's OK for a guy to like the smell of a woman and her "area". But most keep it to themselves and don't get all weird in public...sounds like this guy didn't know how to be discrete about it.
    Guys liking women's undies isn't weird to me either...but behaving like that is! Ew!
    You should get someone to do the same thing to him, "Hey, would you mind modeling this jock strap for me?" But I would be afraid he'd actually do it...*barf*